SAN JOSE, CA– Revealing complication over his seeming failure to gather much sex-related rate of interest, the god Zeus, mightiest of all that emphasize Mount Olympus, trusted to press reporters Friday that in spite of having actually taken the kind of a stunning swan, he was discovering it really tough to attract ladies. “I sort of simply thought that when I came down from the clouds with this lengthy, stylish neck and also these lovely plumes, temporal ladies would certainly begin tossing themselves at me, however that really did not take place whatsoever,” claimed the thunderbolt-wielding lord of the skies, discussing that while he had actually trembled and also waved his tuft in an eye-catching screen, lots of human ladies had actually nevertheless passed him by without a 2nd look, never ever as soon as eliminating their clothing or asking to make love with him. “Hey, women, have a look at my courtship dancing– it’s splendid! I changed from a Greek god right into a marvelous swan simply for you! Begin, what offers? I oughta depend on my neck in pussy today. I simply do not obtain it.” According to records, Zeus proceeded his efforts at temptation and also was later on listened to sending out a surprised honk when he was placed by a hostile Canada goose.